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Worst Pickup Lines

The Worst Pickup Lines

Over the years we girls have all heard some of the really lame pickup lines that men have used. So I thought it might be fun to gather some of them up and put them all in one place so we can all have a good laugh.

Nice legs.  When do they open?
Are you wearing space pants?  Because your ass is out of this world.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Someone call the cops because this gal just stole my heart.
Was your daddy a thief? Because she stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Haven’t I seen you somewhere before, like in my dreams?
You can call me Fred Flinstone because you can make my bed rock.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
Your parents must be aliens because you are out of this world.
If your fine ass could talk, it would give me your number.

Someone actually said this to my friend on twitter LOL

Girl, are you Jamaican? ….. cause you’re Ja making me CRAZY!
Did you just pick up a filthy habit? Because you are smoking!
If you were an apple, you’d be a delicious.
Would you like to dance?  “Yes, I would” Well get to it then so I can chat with your friend!! — @carnage31
Are you Google? Because you are everything I’m searching for.
Girl, are you an advanced calculus test? Because I’m going to cheat on you.
I heard you like water. That’s good because it means you already like 70% of me.

I don’t know if that’s the worst pickup line ever, but it has to be up there in the top 10 lamest. Tell us some of the worst pickup lines you’ve heard in the comments down below!

My dad invented the frozen burrito. — @kellieo79
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Do you wash your clothes with Windex, cause I can see myself in your pants?
Nice shirt. It would look even better crumpled up on my floor.
Are you religious?  Cause you are the answer to my prayers.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? (the girl says why?) so I’ll know what kind of pancakes to make you for breakfast.
Do your legs hurt? (the girl asks why) Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no?) Enough to break the ice.
If I compliment your body will you hold it against me?
Someone turn down the heat, it just got hot in here!
Someone call the cops because this gal just stole my heart.
Guy: How are you? Girl: Fine. Guy: No I didn’t ask you how you looked I asked you how you are?
The word of the day is “legs”. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
If you were on the McDonald’s menu, you’d be the McBeautiful.
Guy: Wanna have breakfast sometime? Girl: Sure. Guy: Should I call you or nudge you?
Is your dad a terrorist?  Cuz you’re da bomb!
If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was Easter, could I visit between the holidays?
Guy: Ever kissed a bunny between the ears? Girl: No. Guy: You wanna?  (you look down and his pockets are inside out)
You must be an angel (or devil) because nothing on earth could look this good.
Guy: Do you have a bandaid? Girl: Why? Guy: I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
Have you ever been in a porno?  Wanna be?
Those are lovely eyes …… they match your face.
My mother has that same shirt, as a matter of fact, you look kinda like her, wanna go out some time?

That line may not be the worst pickup line but it is kinda creepy.

Have a quarter I can borrow? Because I told my mother I would call her when I fell in love.
Have I died? Because your legs go all the way to heaven.
If you ever fell out of a window I’d catch you.

Yes, this line was really used.

Your eyes are so pretty you should be in pictures- Come out to my car- I have a camera.
Girl, I’d drink a week’s worth of your bathwater.
Are those bell-bottoms you are wearing? Cause baby, you ring my bell!
That’s a nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?
Your body must be a VISA cause it’s everywhere I want to be!
One false move and I’m yours.
Whatever it is you’re serving, you better give me a double!
Somebody call the cops because it has to be illegal to look THAT good!
I see stars in your eyes. Can I make a wish?
You are serving some guy beer and you check their ID: Guy: Yeah sure here you go…oh yeah I forgot to have them put my number on it so your gonna have to ask me for it.
This actually happened *dropped sugar packet* guy: excuse me miss you dropped your name tag.
You know black is my favorite color, but you’re wearing a red bra. If you wanna keep talking your gonna have to take that off.

 

The Worst Pickup Lines

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